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lokilovesllamas:

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

IVE SEEN THIS VIDEO ALREADY I DONT GIVE A FUCK THIS IS BRILLIANT

ravenscupboard:

have a gif of Simon doing the death wiggle <3

ravenscupboard:

have a gif of Simon doing the death wiggle <3

darning-socks:

idk man there’s just something really flattering about people who acknowledge your existence even when you’re not with them

Anonymous asked: I'm expected to recite a poem at my schools open-mic night. I like your taste so I was wondering if you have any suggestions?

observando:

This is one of my favourites, from Maya Angelou:

Phenomenal woman

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I’m telling lies.
I say,
It’s in the reach of my arms,
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.
I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It’s the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.
Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can’t touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them,
They say they still can’t see.
I say,
It’s in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.
Now you understand
Just why my head’s not bowed.
I don’t shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing,
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It’s in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need for my care.
’Cause I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.

—Maya Angelou

jewishatheist:

The entire Science vs Religion debate throughout history summarized in a timely tweet.

jewishatheist:

The entire Science vs Religion debate throughout history summarized in a timely tweet.

shanjedi:

leaderoftherevolution:

This basically sums up one of the biggest problems with the United States’ schooling system

With the a lot of the worlds schooling system.

shanjedi:

leaderoftherevolution:

This basically sums up one of the biggest problems with the United States’ schooling system

With the a lot of the worlds schooling system.

noelanthony:

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.

My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

grunshh:

bluedogeyes:

A regular day in TUMBLR (original gifs from nitehawkcinema)